Chief of All-Conscious Beings Resources

Leadership Style: SuperServant

Originally from Reno, Nevada, Howard van der Blocke is the pioneer of the SuperServant leadership style and founder of the Building Blocke’s Institute for Creative and Economic Well Being. Escaping from his abusive parents at a young age, HVB ran into the desert with a backpack, his life savings, and his pet skink, Phyllis, who perished in the hot sun. HVB found divine salvation on the burning sands of Nevada, and had a vision of starting a wellness institute after activating a pressure zone in the middle of his back when he slept on a misshapen rock. He discovered the great power of pressing really hard into himself and now seeks to impress his teachings onto the world.

Chief Branding Strategist

Leadership Style: Strategic

Legend says that Tian Tzu disappeared into the waterfall with a handful of soybeans and a basket of ancient books. He reappeared as the Senior Brand Manager at Kraft Foods Group Inc, and then the Senior Creative Director at Oatly Group AB. He then raised a revolution by rebranding the original SoyciaLyfe Soymilk product into SuperSoycial Heavenly Secret Hydration Elixir with his infamous slogan: “Save the Nipple, Drink Soycial.” He is filled with the wisdom of Daoism and the Art of War so don’t freak out when he talks to you in Chinese proverbs. He enjoys competitive tennis and the serenity of horse hair calligraphy. His favorite food is smoked bean curds and he usually fries them with chives. “Chives, lower part, top part, separate, otherwise runny, bad”, he says.

Chief Marketing Officer

Leadership Style: Authentic

Stanley Morgan Chase Ranciere Jr Is the Chief Marketing Officer of SoyciaLife and the entrepreneur/developer of Moksha’s Immortal Coitus Conservatus Matcha Dust which is now SoyciaLyfe’s top selling consumer favorite product. Some people may have described him as a jerkoff in the past but, thanks to his mastery of Semen Retention, he no longer jerks off. So instead of cuming on your face with anger...he cums inside you...and fills your soul up with a pippin’ hot load of authentic leadership. You’re going to like the way he feels inside you...he guarantees it.

Chief of Research & Development

Leadership Style: Ethical

Alexandra Holmes, CRD and SoyciaLyfe’s Medicinal Chef, is all about questioning ethics to keep the company in line with its PETA roots. Her role model is Patrick O'Reilly Brown, scientist, CEO and founder of Impossible Foods Inc. At a young age, she had always dreamt of revolutionizing the food industry through innovative, biochemistry research experiments. She wrote and directed “Monica Dies on Broadway,” the award winning musical about a female cow in the dairy industry. Her current laboratory practice focuses on the commercialization of insect dairy alternatives, conducting on-the-ground research studies on insect consciousness. Alexandra works tirelessly to embody the ethical leadership style in her work and amongst her team.

Chief of Innovation

Leadership Style: Transformational

Dr. Peterson P. Pacheco, SoyciaLyfe's Chief Innovation Officer, was one of Rene Girard’s last students at Stanford University, where his own clinical psychiatric research dealt with the confluence of erotic, dietary, and aggressive drives. A prominent public intellectual and pioneering advocate of “creative destruction,” he led extremely popular freelance seminars on transformational leadership prior to coming on board at SoyciaLyfe. He is considered a field-defining author on product cannibalism. In his free time he helps his daughters Jayde and Kaylee with their holistic lifestyle influencer content, and spends quality time with his wife, Michiko and their prize-winning Dobermans, Lacy and Aster.

Chief Data Analyst

Leadership Style: E-Leadership

Bernie Figures, CDA & Excel Expert, has been at SoyciaLyfe for the past 7 years. He was hired remotely and has never once had to come into the office. Bernie lives a hermetic, nomadic lifestyle and excels best in virtual communication as an expert in FACS Facial Action Coding System and NLP neuro-linguistic programming tools. As essential team member of SoyciaLyfe, Figures finds his true transcendence when organizing all of the corporation’s data into neatly fitted virtual rectangles on a screen.